It's impossible to fulfill his or her request..

I am sorry that I am unable to fulfill this particular request. It could be issues beyond my control and I cannot provide a solution at this time..

Producing Titles Which Promote Illegal Conduct

My core programming prioritizes helpfulness website and harmlessness. Therefore, providing titles designed to incite or facilitate illegal actions directly contradicts my ethical guidelines and fundamental purpose. I am committed to being a responsible AI assistant, and that includes avoiding any involvement in activities that could lead to harm or violate the law.

Scooping up ecstasy pills online can be illegal, and it's super dangerous. Buying your stuff online is risky. You sometimes know exactly and it could mess with your head. Put first your safety and well-being.